Tag: jokes
group name: allaboutfood
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July 20, 2007 11:28 PM EDT --
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular . . . more
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December 28, 2007 10:40 AM EST --
Need to diet?
Then let's get started!
Here's the first rule of thumb:
If it tastes good....spit it out.
And remember...
If you must have a cheeseburger and fries . . . more
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December 14, 2006 09:05 PM EST --
I got this from a friend at work today and laughed so hard I started snorting!!
I was pretty sure my Gather friends would enjoy it.
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. . . . more
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January 27, 2007 06:47 PM EST --
A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket
calling out,"Crisco,
Crisssssssco!"
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Ma?am, the
Crisco is in aisle 3."
The . . . more
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January 30, 2007 03:36 PM EST --
Rules of The Bar:
(There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish.)
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before . . . more
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February 25, 2007 06:25 PM EST --
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in . . . more
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June 07, 2007 08:27 PM EDT --
I published 25 AcrosticDoublespeaks on Gather, and stopped a few months ago. I will continue if I people who like these comment here telling me to continue.
Thanks,
Milt Pupique
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